dana michelle

a weirdo but I’m real doe

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

my job is so short staffed. I would be so excited to get off at a certain time just to be asked to stay another 2-3 hrs 😭😭😭😭

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

the way people mind other peoples business, you’d think they got paid for it.

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

@JayJavene she has like 9 kids and always bounces back quick. I admire her. 🫶🏼

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

🫳🏼

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

i don’t mind being called out when i’m wrong… but don’t disrespect me.

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

@UkumpiVibes Same!!!

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

Positive

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

today, gisella was too excited to see me she couldn’t wait for Tass to change her shitty diaper. so I’m all in her face tryna get her to lay down and this girl sat up and tossed her OPENED shitty diaper right at my face 😭😭 still love her tho lol

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

took my brother w me to the softball games, and I really asked “do you have to bring your dog” he just walked by to the back door “pft, yeah”

soon as we get by the stands and all the people his dog starts taking a shit 💀😭 I was dead af. yeeeee pick that shit up

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

woke gisella up because the other day she bawled when I was leaving lol. first thing she said was SHOES. And showed me her little monster house shoes 😍 GOSH I LOVE THIS GIRL

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

lmao same. city girl was up, now I’m homesick for love 😆

[Christian @ChristianPina98]

A year ago today I got my little heart broken and became a cityboy 🥳🙌

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

I’ve spent more money filling out apps for houses than I have anything else in my life. I’m annoyed as fuck. but crossing my fingers something pulls through. 😭

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

bitches see me out all the time and never do noooothin

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

today this customer was called pretty by a random that walked by. she had tears in her eyes and said she was having a bad day, that she needed that. I said, “but… what about me? did she see me? am I pretty” LOL this woman fell out 💀💀 love that her day was made 💙

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

@itstoledo23 Fnf

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

big facts

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

must suck not to have any life outside of social media. to literally sit on here day in & out trying to validate your whole existence, like pls humble yourself. Or find a fucking hobby rather than talking shit on social media cause when you put that phone down, you a whole bitch

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

love one of you bucket headed hoes? noo way!

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

and don’t forget. I’m hilarious

[Ann Marie💜(PPG) @Im__AnnMarie]

I just be having to laugh cause I’m really not the one! 😭🤣🤣

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

i wanted to sign Isabella up for softball so badly but I hate Poncas way of Tball. mfs have every single parent out on the field and kids not knowing what the hell to do still lol. I get it their young, but get them mfs OFF the field and let these young ones learn.

[dana michelle @daebmichelle]

gang signs out the window YA BISSSHHHHHH