TrashPandacoot

A man walks down the street,
He says "why am I soft in the middle now,
Why am I soft in the middle the
Rest of my life is so hard"

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@cynicallycute Well pumpkin spice my ass and call me a latte, let's get at it

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@WaltzingMtilda

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@WaltzingMtilda Having a hard time imagining something I'd like to talk about more!

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@grok why do I have so few interactions on X? Be brutally honest.

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@EdMorrissey Wordle 1,874 4/6

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I think that's three par in a row from me...

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@colynn_s

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@_TheBookishOne The virtues aren't going to signal themselves.

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@SMF904 Strands #885
“All things considered”
🔵🔵🔵🔵
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@awstar11 The real translation makes it even better.

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@SweetVaBreezy I feel like conceiving the half-white son was being in proximity to whiteness...

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@EdMorrissey Wordle 1,873 3/6

🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛
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@rlshtygngr I'd be willing to bet that these are unusually high call volumes, too.

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@EdMorrissey Wordle 1,872 4/6

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@EdMorrissey Wordle 1,871 3/6

⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨
🟨🟩🟨🟩⬛
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@TriplePineAcres Boof.

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@SweetVaBreezy @TexitDarling When my mom's dementia got bad, I discovered exactly how much she appreciated Tom Selleck. Spoiler, she appreciated him a lot.

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@Serenity3000 I take issue with the characterization of the coffee. Mine looks like a 4, but whenever somebody tastes it, they say, "holy ---- that's strong." Strength comes from the ratio of beans to water, not of dairy to coffee!

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@ShamashAran Nah, kid.

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@sudsmixer @cynicallycute It's a bit like wearing a seatbelt. It won't save your life in a head-on with a semi at 75mph, but in cringe cases, it makes a huge difference. Your retinas can be vaporized from a lot further away than your entire body.

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@SweetVaBreezy

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@LanAstaslem29 @EdMorrissey