Comrade Wooten

Oakwoodite Alum | 💩Gastroenterology ‘24 💩 | Animated Star Stuff | ig: dwooten4

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

“It will all work out” — Man who went bankrupt 8 times

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

We need to hire ivan johnson for the next time we see the magic.

[Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks]

An @emoryhealthcare injury update:

Jock Landale sustained a right ankle injury during the fourth quarter of last night’s game at Orlando. Following medical evaluation and imaging, Landale has been diagnosed with a right high ankle sprain. He will be re-evaluated in approximately two weeks and an update will be provided at that time.

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

Quinn Snyder's time in atlanta might be coming to a close soon

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

@Kalshi ?

[brandon* @brndxix]

Freudian slip or Nazi Easter egg, call it.

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

Revisit in a couple years for Durisic

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

We need to have a conversation about the 2024 nba draft class

The second round…

[Bobby Robinson III 🇭🇹 @CSN_B3AR]

@CFC_Janty When Chelsea finally get it right 🤣

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

Just so yall know Nate McMillan had this man in the G-league for no reason his rookie year.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

JALEN JOHNSON MY GOODNESS

🔥🔥🔥

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

Somehow we still haven't called a timeout

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

Dillon Brooks is rattling Jalen Johnson smh

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

@user09183 LMAO

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

"I *and state your name*....do solemnly swear" This guy has no idea whats going on!!! 😭

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump getting booed at the Commanders game

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

thats what they said last year tho

[Dan @pizzaboy]

Get your wife pregnant in February.

Paternity leave in November.

Thank me later.

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

satire

[New York Post @nypost]

Zohran Mamdani’s victory party was anything but ‘affordable’ — with pricey cash bar charging $13 for beer https://t.co/uDKytO725X

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

@CommonThought__ Easy call man. Even if you put $1 into the S&P500 every day you'd be golden in a couple centuries lol

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

Do I really want my son to be an Atlanta sports fan? The outlook on the world is bad enough.

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

@CommonThought__ Forever & always

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

HAWKS please give Atlanta fans SOMETHING to be happy about this year

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Good luck this season, @ATLHawks!

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

@CommonThought__ 30-7-7!!

[The Nomad Post. @the_nomad_post]

Don’t say anything. Just repost.

[Comrade Wooten @daejoewoo]

I feel like i'm watching a scene out of Christopher Nolan's Batman movie series

[Nate Friedman @NateFriedman97]

I pressed Sliwa about the calls on him to drop out. His message to New Yorkers who are afraid of Mamdani...

"Leave."