PhilMcCack

Games, surfing, and all sorts of shit

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

Drunk in Vegas with a bag of pretzels and a tall boy of Modelo watching family fued before dinner....I'm a happy man

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

@gnarlychey Dinner on you Monday!

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

@AdrianJFeliz @GoldGloveTV I agree, do this but in the 2-tone tan and the overland package 🤤

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

@sondraa Dude, I'm slightly allergic to bees, freaked out and asked my mom if 3 was ok to take and she thought I said Advil....never been so high

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot.

He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud.

He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery.

He was impeached by his own party for corruption.

Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas.

Together we will stop him.

[Austin @adonley3]

Mookie said the Dodgers will be every other team's World Series and it's like every other fanbase went on a speedrun to prove him 100% correct lmao

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

@ScottDanshaw @BlakeHHarris You're right it's not funny, it's fucking hilarious 😆😆😆 urrrr idiot

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Issue an immediate refund to all Americans for your illegal tax. Now.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is what the Wiener’s circle restaurant in Chicago has to say! 🤣🤣🤣

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

Hey we already know you're fucking useless, but now you can't read either?

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

It’s about time students like this were arrested. Harming someone is a crime -- even for students.

Disruptive walkouts allowed by schools lead to just this kind of chaos.

Schools and staff who allow this behavior should be treated as co-conspirators and should not be immune for criminal behavior.

We are also looking into stripping the funding of schools that abandon their duty to teach our kids the curriculum required by law.

More to come.

https://t.co/MFPs7IKlkx

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

You guys are actually the dumbest mother fuckers around

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Embrace the penguin.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

🚨BREAKING

It looks like ICE just shot and killed someone else in Minneapolis.

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

True or False: You’ve seen your favorite MLB team win a World Series in your lifetime.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

This latest Trump pardon will blow your mind.

Spoiler alert, he is....

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

The president threw a tantrum he didn't get an award, STFU

[Fox News @FoxNews]

OFF KEY: Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is facing backlash online over her behavior at a tribute event for late 'Grateful Dead' co-founder Bob Weir.

The self-proclaimed "Deadhead" appeared to stumble over her words while reflecting on Weir's legacy and used her moment to deliver a political message, encouraging attendees to vote.

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

His legendary beef with Donald Trump will never be forgotten
https://t.co/ntEeFwT42J

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

In case you need to see it again. They are lying to you. It's really that simple. This murderous crybaby is fucking fine

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

Photo by Christopher Kasarov of the Canadian Press

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

@gnarlychey

[Overtime @overtime]

These chokers are amazing 😍

[PhilMcCack @daelan_moreno]

@gnarlychey Hehehe common Chey + packers L