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excuse my language 𖤐 🖤ig:daelinmakena

[daelin @daelin999]

imagine having an i dentist twin who does crime and people always think you did it lol they see the wanted sign and then they see u and they freak out ha ha ha

[daelin @daelin999]

wow look at me go!!!!

[daelin @daelin999]

every time i read the toronto ig meme page comments i lose years off my life expectancy

[daelin @daelin999]

can someone buy me shania twain tickets

[daelin @daelin999]

@killinurvibe wait what is that a thing

[daelin @daelin999]

nah i gotta chill

[nothing,nowhere. @nothingnowhere]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[daelin @daelin999]

i wanna make sandwiches for someone

[daelin @daelin999]

potentially an unpopular opinion idk but i can't wait to turn 30 cause i love myself x10 more than i did in my early twenties imagine how powerful i'll be when i hit 30 bro

[daelin @daelin999]

stop summoning me i need some fuckin sleep

[daelin @daelin999]

tonight a man tried me and i hope i verbally abused him to the point i've completely derailed him & it will be nearly impossible to gain a crumb of self esteem ever again

[daelin @daelin999]

imagine having sex to the mortal kombat 1995 soundtrack

[daelin @daelin999]

no cause what is my problem with having flings with people super far away like this is torture lol

[daelin @daelin999]

i usually just disclaim (most of) my red flags at once in the beginning to get it out of the way if they continue that's on them

[daelin @daelin999]

i know i deactivated my ig but i wanna post pics of this dog so bad

[daelin @daelin999]

jake picked me up with a box of pizza and let me play with his puppy all day so that basically cured my depression im fine now

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

band merch so expensive now if your ex don't return that hoodie it's actually a crime

[daelin @daelin999]

i found a pair of my false eyelashes in the fridge idk bro

[daelin @daelin999]

found out then man who SA'd me just got in a horrible car accident lmao