One time my boyfriend got so drunk he looked at me and said,
“Honestly, you seem really sweet, but I have a girlfriend.”
Then walked off.
Ten minutes later he came back, grabbed my hand, and said,
“There you are. I’ve been looking for you everywhere.”
And always remember, it is very important to close the temu app immediately you finish ordering. Never EVER underestimate Temu's prowess in tempting you, in combination with one click pay
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I ran into the mum of one of my secondary school classmates yesterday 🥹🥹
Next thing I hear is, “Iyawo Lanre!”
I was still trying to process her face when she followed up with, “O fẹ́fẹ́ ọmọ mi?” (So you don’t want to marry my son?)
Ma’am??? I’m still stunned at seeing you 😭
So I ask, “How do you even know Lanre had a crush on me back then?”
She smiles and goes,
“Ah, he tells me everything. That’s my second husband.”
She excused herself briefly, then rushed back and suddenly handed me her phone.
I asked who was on the line…
She had dialled Lanre’s number 🤣🤣
I grabbed the phone while still wondering who was on the line and then boom i heard
“Hi Ejikemi , it’s been ages.”
*faintssss
Plantain is such an attention seeker omggg
I'm eating you ALONGSIDE my food so can you shut up and let me taste it😭
Always invading everywhere with your sweetness mtcheew!
About a month ago, Ochanya's case was brought up again to the space after being swept under the carpet for several years, we talked about it for a while now it's gone cold again. Whereas the perpetrators are living freely enjoying their lives like nothing happened. Look at this picture and tell me if it were your sister, your daughter, your granddaughter or even your niece, would you allow it get cold?
seeking justice starts with one person, let it start with Ochanya.
#Justiceforochanya
Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..lt shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.
okay to all the men who are saying i’m wrong, i’m sorry, i didn’t know you guys liked being penetrated this much
i was talking based on my own experience, and i apologize