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man of many talents

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The Allman brothers are to the Grateful Dead as the Rolling Stones are to the Beatles

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The 8th deadly sin is sneezing into your shirt

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Rig or mortis?

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Together these taste like pho

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San Diego is awesome, I’m broke and I hate my job

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The coolest thing about DJs is that they’re nerds

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“Cool Prius!” -nobody

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The pothole community in San Diego is ruining this city

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Reba can still get it

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When I die, bury me with two 6mg wintergreen zyns in my mouth

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I heard Turnpike’s back together and they’re writing songs

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Are teeth really that complicated that they need an entirely different profession to work on them? Sounds like lazy doctors to me.

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When it comes to judging a songwriters greatness, it’s ignorant to mention their most popular song

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@_Slayta Just saw this, not funny

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There’s gotta be a restaurant who uses quenelle shaped ice cubes

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Is it a privilege to be able to commit tax fraud

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All 16 songs from @zachlanebryan's 'Zach Bryan' simultaneously debut in the top 50 on this week's Hot 100.

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Blow this up!!

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She wolfs my gang till I puck