David Davies

All I am and all I was is just blood and dirt and bones and mud. Sometime trail runner, tofu-muncher and shower singer of punk tunes. Firefighter in the making.

[South Wales Fire and Rescue Service @SWFireandRescue]

🤔 Interested in joining our On-Call Team?

📣 We're recruiting NOW at a number of Stations across South Wales!

🤝 Our weekly drill nights are a great opportunity to learn more about the role and get a taste of what's involved.

Want to #BeMore? 👇
🔗 https://t.co/RLVvUCLQBi

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Look at that. Imagine anything as good as this being allowed into the beige world of breakfast tv today.

[lyse doucet @bbclysedoucet]

🎺🥁!! #FoodForThought

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Way too many people in our mentions keeping the ramekins from Gu puddings. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Will @wsebag]

The guy who taught Liz Truss how to drive

[Swear Clock @swearclock]

Fuck Me, The Government Turned Out To Be A Bunch Of Cunts. I Wish They'd All Fuck Off And Die. It's 8:00PM

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

“There will be no going back from our policy of setting fire to everything. The fires are not the fault of us setting fire to everything, they’re the fault of the firefighters who have panicked by bringing all that water.”

[Liz Trussell @Liztruss]

I’m honestly beginning to think maybe you lot are right & I would do a better job 🤦🏻‍♀️

[CWU @CWUnews]

We have just announced a further 19 days of strike action across Royal Mail Group in the lead up to Christmas.

It’s now or never to save the Royal Mail.

Our members are going to need you more than ever.

RT if you back them.

#StandByYourPost

[H.I.T. @FoxHITeam]

A ban on snares.
The Welsh Senedd announces a bill for a complete ban on snares in Wales. Wales will be the first country in the UK to ban snares. Please RT. HIT
https://t.co/g4iEgxVd5I

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

imagine waiting in line to pay your respects to this

[Emma Bryn @EmmaBryn6]

Apples falling from your tree? Come make some wonderful fresh apple juice - you’ve not tasted anything like it! @TransitionMonm1

[David Davies @daf187]

@meatymcsorley Uh oh. Just checking the list. 85% of my shirts do have a skull on them…

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Read in a Jack Reacher book that you shouldn't turn on the light that comes on in your car when you open the door as it's a sniper's dream. Not had it on for years and never been sniped. Winner.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

The Ukrainian counteroffensive has been slowed down by a stubborn hedgehog.