Jillian

whatever forever.
she/her

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

Cooooooooome back to Colorado @bobdylan

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

@tishuh WHAAAT MOOOORE in the name of love

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

@tishuh D:

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

I only check twitter for @bobdylan

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

Please please please come back to Denver @bobdylan

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

@bobdylan please please please come back to denver

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

Just drank some random strangers vodka on colfax

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

My boss, coaching me to be the bigger person: “You just have to put up with it until I retire”

…..from the man who’s been telling me he has a 5-year retirement plan the entire 7 years that I’ve worked here.

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

I thank my wicked dreams, a year from Tennessee

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Colorado's LGBTQ community is being targeted with hate during #Pride Month. That bigotry takes a toll. Please consider joining me to support @CenterOnColfax's free mental health counseling. 12 no-cost sessions. I'll match the next fifty $5 donations:
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[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

Feels a lot like a Sunday

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

One time I was at a party and some dude gave me shit for wearing a college hoodie.. “kids think they’re sooo cool wearing college gear when they went there for one semester, partied too hard and then dropped out.”

“Actually dude I have a degree from UNC” …shut him up real fast

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

Eye dr: “Can you read those letters?”
Me: “ B X N”
Eye dr: “Better?……or worse?”
Me: “Well it looks like a K now”

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

I give a fuck about an Oxford comma

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

Went to two different REI’s looking for the shoes I wanted. Found them at the goodwill next door for 1/8 the price.

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

If it stops the nightmares, well it probably won’t kill me

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

dude at the dispensary: well how big of a Cold War Kids fan are you? Are we talking top favorite?
Me: …..I have a CWK tattoo

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

@BoobsNBuds Pretty sure that’s what’s happening with my thumb! Hurt it one time ice skating when I was twelve, annnnd here we are now.

[Jillian @daffodiljillian]

@holy_schnitt My wife makes fun of me bc I’m friends with so many old ladies. I’m just an old lady at heart.