Ayọ̀dàmọ́pẹ́

A lover of classical music. A staunch Chelsea fan. KTBFFH 💙💙

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Ayọ̀dàmọ́pẹ́ @dafseun]

@AYOMIDEISGREAT @taiwo_maja Hìn don delete am

[Ayọ̀dàmọ́pẹ́ @dafseun]

@Ellis_ @AYOMIDEISGREAT this is what @harkomzeee fail to understand

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[Ayọ̀dàmọ́pẹ́ @dafseun]

@RecruitmentPq @AYOMIDEISGREAT @tee_jay_fx

[Ayọ̀dàmọ́pẹ́ @dafseun]

@Blac_nels @tee_jay_fx

[27. @dimvji]

idk how to explain it but i have just two years to figure it out

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

“look at your mate”

you no fit hear am for my mama mouth, even at my lowest she no dey use me play

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

all my life on earth, i never stop any girl for road ask for number.

[IDANSKI⛷ @Blac_nels]

can’t lie… i dey panic like mad… i just dey reason life everyday… na twitter dey always give me lil joy… that’s why i’m already addicted to the app…

[. @B0ymanager]

4 guys
total silence

my guy: "we gas make am bro"
All man: "omoooooooooo"

[Mr. Owen 🇵🇹🇿🇲 @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

i go first enter your life like yahoo boy, then after 1week, you go realize say na brick layer i be.

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world
But for now she needs to lend me 10k

[Oku @oku_yungx]

THE THINGS NOBODY IN CHURCH WANTS TO HEAR 🏛️

Jesus Christ was not a Christian.
He was a Jew. Born Jewish. Raised Jewish. Worshipped as a Jew. And He never not once asked anyone to start a religion in His name.

Here’s what they don’t teach you in Sunday school.

The Bible didn’t exist when Jesus walked the earth. The New Testament was written decades after His death. Councils of men bishops, theologians, political figures sat in rooms and voted on what goes in and what stays out. That’s not me attacking scripture. That’s just history.

And yet we treat the Bible like it fell from heaven pre-bound with a leather cover.
Jesus never said “read my book.”
He said “FOLLOW ME.”

There’s a difference. A massive one.
He never built a church with bricks. He never drew denominational lines. He never handed out membership cards. When He talked about the church, He was talking about something happening inside of you a kingdom not built with human hands.
“The kingdom of God is within you.” Luke 17:21

The Bible is a witness to Jesus. Not a replacement for Him. When the witness becomes the object of worship, we have lost the entire point.

Stop worshipping the map.
Find the destination.

Jesus didn’t come to start Christianity.
He came to end the distance between God and man.

That’s the gospel nobody is preaching.

Stay guided my people 🙏🏾

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

If you’re due a life changing win, retweet this.

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

anytime e be like say my own don finish God go just do magic, God na correct guy fr

[DemiLade @Iameniolamyde]

Do you genuinely believe that prayer works?? If yes, repost.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

No one has a good enough memory to be a successful liar

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Proper lock in requires proper funds!