Sara Faye Jamison

Molecular Biologist. Plant Enthusiast. I don’t know how to Twitter. get off my lawn. 👵🏻 She/Her

[Reductress @Reductress]

Man Pretty Angry for Someone Who Has Never Had Their Rights Settled by a Supreme Court Case: https://t.co/3iE8sZb6xg

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Therapy: $100/hr

Saying “living the dream”: free

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Midwesterners: i can’t wait for our first big thunderstorm

[Reductress @Reductress]

QUIZ: Is Your Manor Haunted or Did You Take Too Many Edibles in Your Apartment Again? https://t.co/mxnPytk4JH

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wow! This Woman Won't Pursue Anything Unless She's Perfect at it on the First Try: https://t.co/bZBGYtesYJ

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Install a Floating Shelf and Then Worry About it Forever: https://t.co/Qv4tPBLkLT

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Gotta admit it’s really something to see Wall Streeters with a long history of treating our economy as a casino complain about a message board of posters also treating the market as a casino

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

Convict Trump, pass it on.

[Sara Faye Jamison @daftpunkly]

Im a thrilled Midwesterner living in California

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

People in the Midwest when it’s 60 degrees vs people in California when it’s 60

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i can tell. when the human’s heart rate goes up. it really stresses me out. so if we could all try to have a nice. boring week. that would be best. for both of us

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

When Netflix asks why I’m cancelling my subscription January 1st

[Sara Faye Jamison @daftpunkly]

@RaraBagel @BryanRenno If that’s the case, @RaraBagel I’m SUPER grateful bc this Midwestern girl is THRILLED

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

Happy solstice! Vibrational shifts incoming .... ✨

[Sara Faye Jamison @daftpunkly]

Yoooo Im really pleased with how this session worked out. 🔥 🔥 https://t.co/gzobEgqlES

[Sara Faye Jamison @daftpunkly]

@glennwinters @RaraBagel @Witdarkstar @BryanRenno I stand by this statement

[Sara Faye Jamison @daftpunkly]

I’ve never been more painfully aware that time is just a construct than I am this last year.

[Sara Faye Jamison @daftpunkly]

@glennwinters May I interest you in a peek at this little dude I finished last night?

[Victor LaValle @victorlavalle]

Americans celebrating Thanksgiving by spreading disease is actually an incredibly accurate way to honor the holiday.