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Daft pup Ern, Tik Tok star, well, ish, well not really. Puppy

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The #Severance palette is Hopper’s Night Hawks. It’s a relief to finally work out what it reminded me of.

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He do put on a show! #TikTok https://t.co/qTUEg2zNl5

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@Sandford_Police Chase me.

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Thank you to Kelley at Ipswich @BandQ @bandq_help who matched and mixed my paint at lunchtime today. Was super professional and super nice. I saved over 120 squid today by going this route by using @Valspar and your service.

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@TonyBellew The Tories spent 20m on an inquiry into it. They chose to implement none of the recommendations. So what are you angry at exactly? Reform couldn’t even be bothered to turn up to the debate.

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@Channel4 ok. @C4Gogglebox All Stars. Including a few of the best celebs and the real stars of the show. Also #gogglebox and #comedinewithme collab.

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@ThePoke It’s naff. Looks like a pickle.

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All the money in the world but the sound system sucks #TysonFury #UsykFury2

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@Nigel_Farage It’s a Christmas miracle. Barely able to process you managed it.

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Doing the walk on in the style of Bob from #schittscreek but looking like Pound Shop @liamgallagher prepping behind the lounge door #TysonFury #UsykFury2

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@Nigel_Farage Shut up.

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@SkipIntro17 @harrypeacock17 It fucking kills me every time.

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Is this the greatest #Christmas present a girl could ever get? #harrypeacock #raypurchase #toastoflondon https://t.co/WDXiam9OHG to get yours.

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It is.

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England's capital city

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@LozzaFox Still invested with wanky pseudo posh names for kids that will never learn to write English. IE number 2 to 10. Take a day off.

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@IpswichTown @Nustone_UK Give it some welly chaps.

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@ParisLR20 The longest humble brag of the day.

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Or you are stuck using a browser version, which is famously absolutely rubbish and of no use to anyone who is working away from the office, which is a large proportion of sole traders and the self employed.

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@QuickBooksUK I can’t find where it says on your website that you are bricking the mobile app after January? Nothing about it being desktop only. Which for the #selfemployed is the whole point of your app.

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@QuickBooksUK That is the dumbest reply I have ever seen. I however am not dumb. People upgrade their phones, hey lose them. So after 2025 you are stuck using your old phone forever or you have to sign up to a different package for more money to use a mobile app. which is the whole point.