Stephen Paton

🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿NUFC supporter. 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

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@CEREALCLIPPER @AndyHowe_ @jamiereuben @TeamHop Is the “we” your 11 followers you horrible twat?

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@otokyo The blowtorch that cooked it

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@Simi_2210_ 48

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@hicasamadim 254

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@lembitopik Anarchy in the U.K. sex pistols

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@Artemisfornow Sir Keir Starmer……the product of a one night stand between Mr Bean’s mother and C3PO’s dad!

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To throw away a lead once is unfortunate, twice is worrying, thrice is sickening

Ran out of adjectives for 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 times

This season has been a fucking disaster right from Liverpool saying “how much do you want for Isak”

#NUFC

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@PolitlcsUK If he takes his dads tools with him maybe he can get HMS Dragon fixed on his way just so it’s not a totally pointless trip the clown 🤡

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#NUFC summer recruitment plans simplified

1- Hire the best private investigators money can buy
2- Get them to follow Brighton, Bournemouth and Brentford’s scouts wherever they go
3- Nick their notepads

Simple 😀👍

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Summer transfer window is looking worse every week. A fortune spent on players that haven’t improved the first team at all. We can’ compete on all levels with only 13 decent players I’m afraid #LIVNEW #NUFC

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@MirrorPolitics I’ve got 3 kids who went through the university system. 1 did journalism and is teaching English in Vietnam, another did Animation and works in an office and the third did fine art and works in a corner shop. None of them have paid a penny back of their fees and prob never will

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@AdamP1242 Be careful over there pal. I was there with England in 98 and it’s a scary place. All Toon fans need to stay together and not go off the beaten track

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@Keir_Starmer *Drops information into the “likelihood of losing Muslim Votes” machine……..computer says do nothing about it……..what a fucking sap you really are!

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@cyp_toon Lucys/the domino in Bedlington was always a bit lively 😀

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@jjcwow @TheAnfieldBuzz

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@jjcwow @TheAnfieldBuzz I think you’ll find it was scuppered by the backlash from true football fans who saw it for the disgusting power grab it was pal

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This deluded prick is sitting there like it’s December and he’s 6 points clear in the Premier League and through to the next round of the Champions League

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Phase two of my government starts today.

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@Conservatives Every post you put out should start with “Despite not doing this when we were in charge for 14 years”

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@Keir_Starmer Well phase 1 has us skint, angry & bemused.

Does phase 2 have us strangling our grannies and eating our pets?…….asking for a friend