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A day without laughter is a day wasted. Follow us and you will live for ever.

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Follow @SayingsforBoy pls

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If I didn't care about you, I wouldn't get so mad at the things you do.

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If someone texts "K", just reply "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z". Just to irritate the ass back.

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Dude chill, It's P.E not the Olympics.

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I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.

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Monday: No. Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why. Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes. Sunday: Crying.

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Girl's eyebrows nowadays look like Nike signs.

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I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess.

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Everything is funny when you are trying to be serious.

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When I play a fighting game, I press random buttons and hope for the best.

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#ThingsIHateAboutSchool Crazy times + crazy friends = A memory you will never forget.

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VIDEO GAMES: The only legal place to kill stupid people. :)

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Not a single fuck shall be given today.

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Who's in a "Fuck this class" situation right now?