Dylan

no, no hummus with that

[claire cottrill @clairo]

North

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If you died tomorrow nobody would care

[K.R. @nubohemian25]

@janedmunds @MarshaBlackburn Ann Richards probably explained it best:

"Nothing gets conservatives more excited or frothing at the mouth quicker than what's going in other folks' bedrooms"

[Me🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lvn8tiv]

@MarshaBlackburn

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

Dress right for hostile architecture

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

im able to instantly detect if jack antonoff worked on a song due to a visceral hatred of his production style

[Rick 🪾 @Ricker_ct]

@jaubreyYT

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

Whoever started the whole epic dank meme corporate Twitter thing (was it the Wendys guy?) should be held criminally liable for the world we live in today. We've got education apps talking about busting loads on Katy Perry's face. What happened to us?

[Dylan @dag986]

@wkierstanw @MightAsWell_Try DND4L

[KwanLi (Beats)🌹🍷 @KwanLi_]

Someone Said Producers Are Just Nerds Who Smoke Weed And Dress Well 😭

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

“that wasn’t a microdose”

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Nine years ago today

[jame @kloogans]

i bet couples who go bird watching together fuck pretty hard after they see a rare bird

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

HOLY SHIT! GIANCARLO STANTON WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM!

[Roiju @Roiju_]

i will make the "period ahh, period uhhh" remix no one is asking for

[Genius @Genius]

six years ago today mac miller released 'the divine feminine,' a dedication to vulnerability and the women who guided him in life. favorite track?

[MLB @MLB]

History on Roberto Clemente Day!

The Rays starting lineup featured all Latin American-born players, the first time in MLB history.