AJ Connell

I stand in the corner and shoot threes

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

How is olive oil not an essential oil?? Seems pretty darn important to me

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Never grill yourself

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

The baby carrots at Trader Joe’s have become absurdly girthy. We need to rein these in before a national emergency breaks out

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Throw all your unfolded laundry on top of your bed and BOOM you have a homemade weighted blanket

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

“Drop dead” by Olivia Rodrigo is just “He Is Born, the Divine Christ Child” - I don’t make the rules! (God does tho and it’s copyright infringement)

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

The transfer portal is getting out of hand, the NCAA needs to take control @JonRothstein

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Put him out to stud like he’s a triple crown-winning horse

[James Colgan @jamescolgan26]

Brock Nelson has an INSANE family lineage in the Olympic hockey tournament:

- Bill Christian (grandfather, gold medal, 1960)
- Dave Christian (uncle, gold medal, 1980)
- Brock Nelson (gold medal, 2026)

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

You want to see how someone can perform under pressure? Make em’ juggle eggs

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Sun-drying is basically the equivalent of Digi-volving for tomatoes

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

“Oh so you live by yourself?” Um no I have a Scrub Daddy

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

My cousin’s newborn child is such a gd crybaby. Kids these days are so entitled smh

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

I think about this thread a lot

[h @ipodmacbook]

@PrayTheRayAway it’s not honorable to play this way

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

If I were in charge of curbing inflation, my first order of business would be to ban balloons #easywin

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Every ad during Wimbledon:

“Sometimes in tennis, you’re faced with a situation. Sort of like in life/business. Our product is great for this. Use our product and you can ‘ace’ your situations. Here’s a random tour player also” #corporategenius

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Unbelievable man. Such an even number

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

🎶Man chiiiild🎶

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Kids these days smh

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

*me smelling something*

“what’s that smell?”

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

It’s so hot in here I could eat a horse

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

Guy in front of me just did this while ordering kids meals for his 3 children. Sorry pal, YOU’RE the child #growup

[AJ Connell @dageconnell]

If you’re asking for “extra this” or “a little more that” at Chipotle we can’t be friends. Gotta play the hand you’re dealt