David Cleaver

A figurine of fun who has a note to excuse him from sport.

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Government to consider Stardust inspired solution for the Irish border.#irishborder #brexit #brexitdeal

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@WhichPennySmith Who thought Birds Eye was a good name for a food company. Mmmmmmm

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Lord Sugar has asked the teams to come up with a “mobile gardening service”. By “mobile”, I assume he means a service where the apprentices travel to peoples gardens to do their gardening. As opposed to what!?!? #TheApprentice

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@WhichPennySmith Thanks a lot for telling everyone my CarCloudBed password! Next you’ll want my mother’s maiden name.

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@shaunwkeaveny Since becomng a free-sheet, I no longer have to pay 50p for the Eveningh Standard #unexplainedwealthorder

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@iainlee @FlippinKath #007Jackson Golden Eye for young boys.

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@iainlee @FlippinKath If anyone tries to add Jane Horricks to the list of people that everyone likes, please be aware that I've never really taken to her.

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@iainlee Brett Lets Flats

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@mrjamesob My Mum used to smack me when I was naughty. It clearly didn't work as I remember I kept being smacked, so I must have continued to be naughty.

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Theresa May interrupts school dance to connect a call. #theresamay #dance #southafrica

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@DivinemLee @FrankOnTheRadio What ever happened to showing people that you were a winner by clasping your hands together and then shaking them over each shoulder alternatively?

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@TheLastLeg Terry Waite to join fellow hostage victim in the Celebrity
Big Brother house. #mysticleg

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@TheLastLeg

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@andrewhunterm @JamesHarkin Why didn't they just change the name of Staines to St. Aines?

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@realDonaldTrump

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@iainlee Meet The Parents is a remake of an earlier Emo Philips film. It was much darker (especially when the parents are murdered)

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@sarajcox Microwave Burgers. What's not to love about a food that markets itself as "Nought to tasty in 70 seconds."

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@Reuters Has £

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@FrankOnTheRadio Things I've missed.....The meteor shower

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@FrankOnTheRadio Whenever I try to rock the waistcoat I look like a man who should be serving breakfast in a Ramada.