Andrew Dagg

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[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@Lea_EFC Me (as a Newcastle fan) trying to not fall for the rage bait of pricing Bruno Guimaeres at £50 million but miserably failing anyways 😭😭

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@trad_west_ @Templarpilled Don’t get me wrong, the list is completely out of whack with order and Jesus is clear first… but there’s not a single flag wrong geographically. Even if you want to not count Palestine as a country the geography still lines up

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@mikekido63 @AliceTalksFooty Mate… did you watch that game of football? Or did you just feign interest like every other American pretending they’ve always been a “huge soccer head”

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@DoWorkGreg @AliceTalksFooty Yeah I don’t think they’ll be trying that again anytime soon… yk after what happened last time cos RULE BRITANIA, BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES. Not to mention ofc the Falklands as well

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@MasculineTheory Yeah next time I think about ethnically cleansing the amalekites I’ll consult sky daddy’s book first

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@_offside18 Tbf Olise was raised in London

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@TheRwandanLad @Lea_EFC Now I’m a Newcastle fan so I hate Pickford for both playing for Everton and being from Sunderland but the guy is a beast between the stick and had the spot locked down now since Joe Hart retired.

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@robbiebous @RubyQNUFC I think she was referring to extra time but equally the match could be delayed by an hour due to weather

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

“Hello, is that Newcastle? Yep, Spurs again. Just double checking that you definitely don’t want to accept our bid? Yes, exactly the same amount as before. Are you sure? … Hello?”

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@dammiedammie35 Holland is 2 provinces in the Netherlands. Not what they call it and they get really angry if you do, it’s “Nederland” in Dutch

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@KookeePenguinz @wintersblooming @1x1sBride Yeah happened for me too

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@MvanBeardsley @NUFC I’m not saying Eddies had a good season but there are 3 other Newcastle players in that team… what does Eddie have to do with Hall not getting into the WC squad?

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@TateTheTalisman I respect your knowledge of literature but as a villain maybe? Could deffo see you as the mafia boss running the operation Bond is trying to fight against. A really well coordinated fight scene would be sooooo cool. Don’t think it’ll ever happen but it’s a nice thought

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@thbjenkins @premierleague @NUFC Did you watch the same clip I did? Verbruggen catches Murphy and makes no contact with the ball, one of the clearest fouls I’ve ever seen

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@mktesquire @NUFCMurph Reminds me of Miggy a little bit but yk a lot better and a lot more potential, but his energy one million percent miggy

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@SavMondo @FabrizioRomano I appreciate the principle but if he is trying to get a big move then you’d expect him to be really trying to play out of his mind. In doing this he’ll get a bigger club and we’ll get a bigger price tag, I’m not happy if he wants to go either but let us get the best out of him

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@Footballfan_Kim @SolaTheAnalyst @thugwontmiss Hahahaha, well it’s 5AM in the uk right now so we’re probably at a similar mental capacity lollll

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@SolaTheAnalyst @thugwontmiss Idk about the green text thing everyone is saying but I took it as he was cheating on her with her mum

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@golgotica @DelusionPosting Which of the fore mentioned things in that post was brain washing?

[Andrew Dagg @dagg_andrew]

@SaizydNUFC @dazzieb78 I’ve been there… watch out for the guy who walks around with roses, they are 700 lira a pop 😭😭