Big Fudge

My tweets only go viral when someone else posts them 🤷‍♂️

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I’m gonna get an emotional support Canadian.

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Elon Musk makes my ex seem secure, my family seem not racist/homophobic, and I’m 100% sure Twitter will succeed because because if I’ve learned on thing from 2016-2020, it’s that narcissistic, please clap mutter fuggers, the rules don’t apply to me douchebags always. Win. Cuz $.

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@DammitErin MAGA 2024

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The psychiatric evaluation scene in Armageddon is all of us after 2020.

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Are we making the Screeching halt jokes yet or nah. Rip Dustin Diamond.

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At that Awkward stage where the “I’m so handsome” post are “do you really think you were ever handsome” and wtf happened to you ? They are all right.

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Crocodile country and western and crocodile r & b are ok too.

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@MickeyBlowtorch Taken

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And by lock her up, I meant we should strive for unity, obviously. - your pos family members

[T.G. Redkin @Tydy28]

@IvankaTrump 3.3b families?
If each family was only a family of 3 that would be more people than there are on all of planet earth.

Are you saying you’ve fed an entire planets population?

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Oceans 14 looks dumb. https://t.co/SUyVOhnmdN

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Who said the sequel is never as good as the original?

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Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue made a shitty movie in 1988 and now every time I get a drink I have to wait for the bartenders to audition for Cirque du Soleil?

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Damn it. Walmart is out of “sorry about your failed coup attempt” cards

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Nothing affirms my atheism like Alex Trebec passing instead of Chuck Woollery.

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Man, a lot of ya went from “if you just comply, you won’t get shot” to “the government can’t tell me to wear a mask” like a Dukes of Hazzard U-Turn.

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@realDonaldTrump 0-16 like the 2008 Detroit Lions.

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First time anyone has gone 0-16 since the 2008 Detroit Lions. 😂😂😂
#trumploser.

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Starting a business especially for Trump supporters. Gently used lottery tickets. DM for specials.

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If everyone knows karate, it’s like no one knowing karate.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My father always told me I could do anything I put my mind to so I’ve been putting my mind to two chicks at the same time