Dago Farias

Dont trust what you see, even salt looks like sugar.

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

Yall still remember yelling “telephono!!” When no one would pick up the house phone.

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

People who get surprised that we tax our oil. like bitch we go to war for this shit.

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

I heard @ROBIN_714 is headlining at @Tropicaza_oc tomorrow 😮‍💨🔥

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

To whoever keeps on forgetting there pack of gum in my car thank you 🙏🏼 lol

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

You drive a Tesla not a Bentley you cunt.

[Satan @s8n]

God watches you masturbate

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

It’s about that time

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

Just bought my escape tickets. What about you?

[Jkyl & Hyde @jkylxhyde]

Sphere goin CRAZY

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

Theirs a $500 dollar reward for snitching on people with illegal fireworks… that’s crazy…

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

Illegal fireworks is $1000 fine and/or 1 year jail time

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

Y’all see the sign on First and Bristol? Lol

[Dago Farias @dags_dabs]

People who wear crocs to the gym are no better than the cholos that wore loafers to school.

[Adrian @L1l__B1LL]

@_Ironfistgil @fourloko I’ve been ready 😤

[History Defined @historydefined]

People in front of a TV store watching the Olympics, Italy, 1960.

[Ty Samuel @TySamuel10]

@shannonsharpeee Would’ve been me

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Father of 84 kids laughing on journalist for having one wife💯🅿️😂