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[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

even if you paused your game to be somewhere?

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 49% complete.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Stopped in a temporary tattoo booth to get a tattoo.

When the tattoo wouldn't wash off, I went back to complain.

But the booth wasn't there.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

[Kureiji Ollie ( オリー) 🧟‍♀️ @ホロライブID @kureijiollie]

Please make sure to get enough sleep, eat a lot, drink lots of water, stretch once in awhile! Don't push/overwork yourself, burnouts are no-no so always check in with yourself! Be sure to treat yourself and play around once in awhile! Mind the weather and stay healthy everyone!

[Shrek @Shrek]

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.

[白まもの @shiromamono]

シャッターちゃんす！！
Kasane Teto & Hatsune Miku

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

bro you're a such fake give-uper i saw you persevere time and time again even when you thought there was nothing worth fighting for. i'm proud of you bro. i truly believe in you.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

contractor just explained to me that grout lines on floor tile are what prevent you from slipping on them

I had a supersonic flashback of every time I've slipped and fell on tile since I'm retarded and actively avoid stepping on grout lines

[3 random letters every 10 mins @3letter_]

Fdp

[lea🚩 @ProLeataria]

Neuer Schein just dropped

[Crit @CritsBigSausage]

"What is this?"

"General Chicken Rice"

"And my eggroll?"

"It come with eggwuh"

"..."

"Eggwuh"

[Raora Panthera🐱holoEN @raorapanthera]

If you retweet this tweet

[E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê? @AQUELECARA]

Todo episódio de Dr. House:

>Paciente chega no hospital

>É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso

>Dr. House entra em cena

- Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos

- Faça os exames seu imbecil

>Ele vai falar com a paciente

- Você é burra vá tomar no cu

- Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa

>Os ajudantes voltam pra sala

- Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over

- hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema

- Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela

>Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela

- OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE???

- Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem

>Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real

>Paciente entra na sala curada

- Eu estava errada sobre você

- Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda

>Episódio acaba

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

US Navy Recruitment about to reach never before seen highs.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you miscalculate and finish the pieces of meat before the rice

[elle @mareanielover]

i turned off pokopia for the day and now im sitting here thinking about my plans for pokopia and looking at my switch 2 out of the corner of my eye

[Tom @TomWob38]

Oh nee, de cuckstoel brengt de Hitlergroet