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@melonioantonio "What's this 5-year gap"
Male GenX: "I was raising my children. My wife makes 3x what I do."

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@MattBearden @mattandbobfm It's "Revved" up like a Deuce.

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So, they inter the Queen in the floor of the cathedral. Then they've got to get a tile guy in, find the right tile, match the grout, seal the grout, sanded or non-sanded grout? What's the timeline here? Renovations are such a pain in the ass.

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@GregAbbott_TX How much of an idiot do you have to be to say this? If it were an open border, these people would still be alive. It's your fucking state, you asshole.

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@BetoORourke just got more campaign money from me.

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@DanPatrick God? why didn't your god stop this horrible tragedy? Why didn't you and the asshole governor do anything to stop it? You are horrible and useless.

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@GregAbbott_TX How about some fucking gun control you asshole! Don't talk about how your god is sad about this horrible tragedy. Do something about it. You are worthless.

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@PolicePortland Thank you for finding my friend Matt this morning after he left me a disturbing voicemail message. He's not in his right mind, but at least he's alive, and headed for treatment.

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Anyone who can successfully enter a password or send a text, in a dream, is a psychopath.

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#RedNotice gets 35% critic and 92% audience on @RottenTomatoes. It's got @TheRock & @VancityReynolds. Critics don't get it. I'd watch them sit on a couch in a featureless room, scrolling through their phones for two hours, pay $4.99 to watch it, and give it 5 stars. Chairity!

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@hearcoyote Always.

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@hearcoyote Hey y'all, are we podcast listeners ever going to hear what happened on Thursday with Abby?

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@thejayftw @DnBWarriors @hearcoyote @MattBearden Same here...did management can her?

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@DataMhatre @AustinWater @mattlargey Yup, it was noticeably low this morning at 7:30 on Doe Meadow, and now there's barely anything.

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Animaniacs is the key to all of this

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@MattBearden @DudleyandBob One thing people can do to help out @drafthouse is get their food to go if you're in south Austin. We have movie nights at home with fried pickles, pizza, burgers, fries etc. and it's almost as good as being there. https://t.co/dMgkZzCLI8

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@DudleyandBob Violent Femmes / Violent Femmes

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@MattBearden Dude, Le Car is not pronounced "Lay Car", unless you're 12. Oh, wait....

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@DudleyandBob Speling bea is Awesone!

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@MattBearden Has anyone said K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider?