Nando 🇲🇽

X/IX/XIV V/V/XVIII

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

@BeastModeManny You watching the best show of all time now?!?

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

Goin to the strip club when all the black queens working and requesting the DJ play Chocolate Rain

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

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[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

@BeastModeManny

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

I asked her if she liked dogs and she sent me back a sound message of her barking.

That shit got me hot and bothered ngl

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

I be killing these dog moms on Hinge; they have a photo of their dogs and I be replying “what the dog doin”.

60% of the time, it works every time

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

Being unemployed has me running errands and grabbing a beer at my local dive after a long day at 1pm.

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

I notice that people that are lame make their IG pass them off as fun and cool. But the real cool people IG’s rarely post or post the most random shit

[✘ @DemonizedHT]

That “built like a Mexican” tweet got my TL flooded with fine ass Mexicans….

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

They say the opposite of love is hate, I say it’s disinterest

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

Some Republican policies actually benefit my current tax bracket and economic status but I’m not voting for fucking bigots

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

Put RESPECT on his NAME!
RUSH!

Watch #AEWRampage on TNT!
@rushtoroblanco

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

RUSH is OUT of CONTROL!

Watch #AEWRampage on TNT!
@rushtoroblanco

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

The ramifications of the Ban Tiktok bill is bigger than just "Saving Tiktok". This crazier than you think

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

Sound of Metal is one of the best movies ive ever seen

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

At the Bestbuy in Tuk, they have a Microsoft sales man in a Moncler puffer with Amiri jeans on. The game has changed

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

Please release my Mexican people from the clutches of Kirkland Purified Water. Seattle tap water is BETTER

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

@wydtone CUT!!!

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

My code switching is getting rusty…. I said “Type shit” in a meeting at work today

[Nando 🇲🇽 @dahennypapi]

I told my dad I’d buy him a new phone and went straight to the highest option he could get. My dad is the epitome of me first