Duke of Wellington, refers to self in third person, arch rival of @theherbandspice for stealing his identity. Inquiries can be sent to [email protected]
HERB ANDSPICE (THE HERB ANDSPICE) HAS RETURNED
For the past several years Herb Andspice (THE Herb Andspice) was evading a series of ASSASSINS sent by @theherbandspice. Their fates are too grisly for Herb Andspice (THE Herb Andspice) to share on this family-friendly platform.
@SethThomson Do not worry Seth Thompson (inventor of #sweetsforbreakfast), I’m sure the friends of Herb Andspice (THE Herb Andspice) will join you in your righteous cause
Thank you to Herb Andspice’s 300 friends for recognizing that he (not @TheHerbAndSpice) is THE Herb Andspice!
It must be hard for the Wellington cowards to see their arch rival come back while they stagnate.
Herb Andspice would like to use these new characters to remind his fans of something very important
Herb Andspice = THE Herb Andspice
@TheHerbAndSpice???
Nothing but cowards, frauds, traitors, communists, anarchists, and jerks!!!
Please @Twitter fix this.
Local biz @TheHerbAndSpice & @planetcoffeeott talk about how the minimum wage hike has affected them: "No one's pointing any fingers but we have businesses to run." https://t.co/fZL3Dfkpcg
Maybe it’s hard work being a complete imbecile, but Herb Andspice thinks that TWO trips in TWO months is excessive when you cry poverty when it comes to having employees make a living wage!
Happy New Year Friends! Herb Andspice apologises profusely for his absence, but brings good tidings! Friends who enjoy the blue, cancerous mass known as Facebook can enjoy Herb Andspice content there too by going to https://t.co/BtsCSPJENt!
Amidst growing anxiety about their future employment and (despite the owner lying to @OttawaMorning last year about this) hour cuts making it difficult for employees to make ends meat, the owner of @theherbandspice has decided to take his SECOND trip to Cuba in two months.
@tdogkillaz @official_wgg@DeetDetectives Herb Andspice knows a sore loser when he sees one (like @theherbandspice when they blocked Herb Andspice [THE Herb Andspice)], and the FAKE TDK certainly is one!
THIS JUST IN: Yesterday @CannonFodder52 officially offered his surrender to the brave heroes of the #WGG, officially ending the TDK insurrection and bringing peace to the Herb and Spice!
Herb Andspice has been made aware that a rival group has been harassing his friends, @official_wgg!
Herb Andspice has also been made aware that these folks are not of the same moral caliber as the #wgg, and as Herb Andspice’s vulgar friend @SethThomson would describe them...
@tdogkillaz @official_wgg Do you punks know how many men @theherbandspice has sent to the Canary Islands to kill Herb Andspice? And you think Herb Andspice (THE Herb Andspice) is afraid of some wannabe punks like you???