Dylan

The one and only revamped Rusty Ryan

[Dylan @dahle_5]

@Lin_Manuel, she loves you

[Dylan @dahle_5]

To all of you who went to Tahoe for the Fourth and didn’t fucking clean up your shit… fuck you.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Dylan @dahle_5]

The most advanced firearm in use when the Second Amendment was written was a musket. Also, the Constitution was written with a fucking feather. Might be time to change some things. #BanAssaultWeaponsNow

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Jimmy addresses the elementary school shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Journalist: “Why [are mass shooting] just an American problem?”

A visibly upset Ted Cruz: “Stop being a propagandist.”

[Dylan @dahle_5]

@LezOnMarz Lucky I’m not the frickin mandalorian

[dr. badvibes @nikitamissle]

fully believe this is the funniest any human being has ever been

[2 News Nevada @KTVN]

CAN YOU HELP?
Reno Police are looking for a missing 12-year-old girl who has not been seen since walking away from Swope Middle School earlier today. Sagan Elias is described as a 12 year old female, 5’2” tall, 60 lbs, long light brown hair, and hazel eyes.

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:

ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?

HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jordan Klepper vs. anti-mask parents at a North Carolina school board meeting

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Why the fuck was the CREW suspended?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I know people talk about freedom, but with freedom comes responsibility.

Your decision to be unvaccinated impacts someone else.

Please get vaccinated. For yourself. For the people you love. And for your country.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

I feel ill.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[porn director pulls me aside] you gotta quit saying "golly"

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Everyone 16 and older in America is eligible for the shot today. Go and get ‘em, folks.