pronounced da-hl-i-a

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

not me telling my dad idk what to do about becoming an adult and him saying “well you know it’s over for you — everything you do now you’ll probably never do again”

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

the alternate reality where GWB found painting before politics 😰

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

Why don’t we make all AI sing “You Can Call Me Al” by Paul Simon when they turn on ??

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

It has to be a small world otherwise why would I know so many people from New Jersey

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

structurally and vibe wise — what is the difference between loose tea and miso soup?

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

if I could bottle up the urgency I have when SpEeD walking to Trader Joe’s for dried mango and put it towards this paper

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

@BehzadiSophie First of all ... *glenn*

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

I didn't think it could get worse than what Square Space did to Dolly's 9 to 5 - but now Marshalls has to come after Heart like that???

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

oscars look like 1/ corporate training 2/ middle school gym 3/ gala for evil non profit

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

i have seen better lighting in student films - oscars pls! you're doing every single outfit, makeup artist, and actor so dirty

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

oscar's have poot lovato lighting rn

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

just bc ur vaca insta caption says “sponsored/ brought to you by [vaccine brand]” doesn’t mean I’m going to like it

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

Everyday I think of Bill Nye and wonder what I need to do to become Dahlia Haddad the Science God

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

everyone knows a “feel the bar in my arm” b*tch

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

What’s a trend you missed the boat on? This is mine. I regret it everyday. They’re so cool and cute and susty and colorful and chic dm me if you’re selling

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

It’s 2022 you’re in a bar and someone hands you a piece of paper- their number? No. Their zoom meeting ID

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

Rip to my childhood dog he would’ve loved the family quarantined

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

Just sold myself as an NFT on the ethereal block chain 😜✌️

[pronounced da-hl-i-a @dahliahad]

Taylor Swift was 18 when she released fifteen and when I was 18 I was still processing Valentine’s Day cards I got in the 2nd grade