Daniyal Ahmad

Daily dose of psychosis

[Daniyal Ahmad @dahmad97]

The difference b/w Pakistanis living in the UK and American/Canadian is mad

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I am convinced half the people who say they used the em dash pre-AI are lying. Mfs barely know grammar and they out here claiming this

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New date idea

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I feel Shoreditch is an under appreciated area of London

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I could live to be a 100 and I will not understand the British Pakistani brain

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My friend “Soy milk mai kheer bun sakti hai kya?”

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The Pakistani dating market is nothing short of Dante's Inferno

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Every time I to do like a serious relationship - kya kamaal ka trauma milta hai

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Atp I just use Hinge for background noise

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Make it make sense

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Why am I getting calls from Mysore. I haven't heard of this place since Tipu Sultan history lesson

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Bc every time I have wanted AI to automate me it messes up. Like I don't want to manually make excel and scrape data man. Just automate me ffs

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Got hit on when I was going to get my Deliveroo order. Like come back please

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Dubai Hinge just looks like people out of Geordie Shore

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My friend: “Albino is not what you call people who live in Albania?”

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@Ifra_J Travelodge

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@kaghazkephool Pakistan so much better I can’t even

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It's not even funny how much better Pakistani dating market better in the US relative to London

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@kaghazkephool I would argue the UK and Europe are worse

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It's not even funny how much better datings app are in the US