Dana Alhasan

Occasional writer and constant reader.

[Dalal Tariq alFouzan @Fouzanya]

طارق قرر يحضر الكلاس جذي 🤍

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@kumonbahrain Hello, do you offer the kumon program online or in-person in Kuwait?

[Sari Bashi @saribashi]

Two and a half year olds still wear diapers. The Israeli army, which has occupied the West Bank town of Nabi Saleh for the last 55 years, “regrets” shooting the toddler Mohammed Tamimi in the head. https://t.co/0iPMyyl8iI

[yasser elsheshtawy @yasser09]

My upcoming lecture this week at @K_University

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@HessaAlzayed All that’s missing is reliable Arabic translation!

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

Things I asked Chatgpt to do this week:
- prep an outline for a presentation (usually takes me 1-1.5 hours to do)
- review and summarize routine blood test results
- calculate cooling loads

It’s brilliant.

[Coconuts In My Back Yard @MavrickFitz]

If you press your ear to these signs, you can still hear a traffic engineer asking EXACTLY how long those kids need to be safe for.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled

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[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@Dalal_Musaed Buy 1 get 1 free drops offer made me buy so many freezer items 😂

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

Zeyad: I feel sad. Nadia (9 months) still hasn’t said my name.
Me: she’s still young, she’ll learn it soon.
Z: no she’s not too young! She’s already saying mama and Mbappe!

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

Me: Do you know what assist means?

T, 9 yrs: if you shoot a man and he only has 1 life, and then another player shows up and has no lives left, then that’s an assist.

.. silence ..

Z, 7yrs: you know that black holes are a myth?

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@Fouzanya Ovulation ✨

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@ZMAlHasan 💅✨

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

You ever think about how Helium is finite, we won't ever get any more of it; it's essential for the operation of MRI machines, and we use it to fill party balloons

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@Fouzanya @sajjjmiii Conservation photographer! check out @cmittermeier IG account for the photos and activism 🤍

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

Parenting realization: kids have the best gossip, but the moment you show the slightest interest in said gossip they’ll stop talking.

Parenting realization brought to you by my left eyebrow twitching at the wrong time.

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

Favorite Z quotes this week:

“I want noodles with Chompsticks for lunch”

“You *know* that football is my life” (just started watching/playing this summer)

“Ive been waiting for a long time, like decades!” It was 2 days earlier, and he’s 7.

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@Dalal_Musaed I’m a reluctantly pro-regifter in this case

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Not sure if this has to do with memory or another aspect of brain function but lately I can’t tell if something I’ve thought was part of a dream or an Instagram story.

[Dana Alhasan @dahna_m]

@Dalal_Musaed I usually ask the parent what their kid likes or is interested in and get that 👍🏻