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Aggressive pedestrian

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How do I tell these girls that lowballing on depop is only okay when I do it

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Dreams are soooo prophetic and telling!

Last night I was trapped in a gigantic, unfamiliar Trader Joe’s desperately trying to find a bottle of kombucha. Then I died?????

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I’m fine I actually have to get on a bicycle and ride home in like 10 minutes here. So that’s cruel and unusual

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Super casual family dinner until you stand up and realize you’re fucking hammered !!!!!! Just so drunk. Send-a-carriage drunk. Call-the-president drunk.…… man

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The older I get the more I wish to wear sparkle frill tulle pink glitter sequin clothing. Something about it…

Regardless I do wear black and blue exclusively. But I have this urge…My girlhood spent in the same Harry Potter t-shirt… I must do it over again. I must do it right.

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Important update

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Maeby sun Lucille moon Michael rising

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I be like “LETS GOOOOO!!!!” And have zero direction in life

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I love to sleep so much I’m about to do it again

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SMILING THROUGH IT ALL. CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE.

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This is what Facebook needed to see in 2011.

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Fucking awesome

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Don’t ever karaoke at liberal arts college. Turns out half the group played Troy once and will wipe the fucking floor with you in what should be a “fun” and “silly” performance of Breaking Free.

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NOWHERE ELSE TP SIT!!!!

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NEW LOW 🗣️‼️ Kicked out of the kids section of the Boston Public Library

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My mom be like Ohhh you need an older man and I’m like actually I need peace and a big sandwich

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@newwavenutsack Why are you hating

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@katiefromhell One time I cried through my third set. Like real tears

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She and I are alarmingly similar it’s like sometimes I scare myself you know

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12 year old I nanny claims her new gym teacher looks like he “lives in his moms basement eating cheeto puffs” whilst sitting in a pile of her own dirty laundry eating funyuns. I said hang on