Dave

Pissed off tax payer, dog owner, scrum sentimentalist. Cogito ergo sum. No man is an island........

[Dave @dailockyer]

3 from 3 is fine. I have every faith in the peerless Andy Farrell. But we need to bus in the equally peerless @AlexCorbs

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The scrum is being stuffed. Should I get the Mizunos out?

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Campese is just a big fuck off twat who can't get over his bollocks up in the third test in 1989. Grow up son, you're well outside the top 10

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BBC News: Weight loss jabs study begins after reports of pancreas issues - BBC News - Weight loss jabs study begins after reports of pancreas issues
https://t.co/S7XeOA31KO

Maybe the pancreas issues were because these people were fat as fuck already

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Shared from BBC Sport - Raducanu must 'get head in the game' before Wimbledon - https://t.co/e9kCuteLjR

It's one excuse after another. Grow up you stupid, spoilt cow

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BBC News: Murray wants to shield kids from 'damaging' social media - BBC News - Murray wants to shield kids from 'damaging' social media
https://t.co/i6zVDJa3tb

Does this include shaving and smiling?

[Dave @dailockyer]

@lionsofficial not looking great at the mo. No panic as it's a "Mickey Mouse" game. But we won't be able to bus in @AlexCorbs to rescue the series this time. Gosh, no replacement has ever made such an impact. @richbarry_03.

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It's quite poor stuff from the @lionsofficial in fairness. Good , firm reffing led to the pen try and obviously it's a "Mickey Mouse" game but still,

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@AndyHThomas Alright Hat. Got to be honest, looking forward to the cricket, but can't get any excitement going for the Irish Lions

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@AndyHThomas How's things Hat? Has news filtered through to the North East that Wales haven't a game for eight thousand years?

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@bbctms @SkyCricket What's the deal with "Sir Jimmy"? Is there any inconsistency. with the lack of "Sir Glenn" or a posthumous "Sir Shane"?

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Trump the twat. Someone's going to have to give him a cup of cocoa and a biscuit. What a high end cunt he really is.

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@rugbyontnt should be proud of their balanced commentary box.

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Who is Hulienne Montossha?

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@rugbyontnt I just don't get it. Why are refs and gobshite former players always, always, always looking for "mitigation". Do we really want to protect players? Maybe they could be taught how to tackle properly. That would probably help

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Luke Littler MBE for services to the pie industry

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Arise Sir David. For services to the tattoo industry presumably

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@skycricket I don't think it's any bad thing for SA that the old men bowlers are running around in the sun for the Aussies

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@skycricket Agree with Ian Smith to a degree, but the Aussie attack is also 134 years old

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If anyone is not convinced that Trump is not a well man then gosh.

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@TweeetsOfDogs They are indeed. That's a fab tongue. These are my two rescues. Sadly Ed (the black and tan) has cancer.