pepper

it's not rocket surgery

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

I never capitalize satan because I want to offend him every chance I get

[Hoku @hokucurnan]

I found the best video on the internet

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

This morning I discovered my legs aren't long enough to take escalator steps two at a time. I also discovered I can do the splits.

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

Am I dehydrated? Or am I training for a drought?

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

@BlakeAlaina Pilgreen sisters: a majority of our conversations revolve around food??

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

Pilgreen: but yesterday I made cauliflower fried rice and it's NOT good

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Your campaign slogan is your last name + ":" + the last text you sent.

Mine is

"Dranger: yeah not everyone drives on Sunset Blvd"

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

I called La Croix 'frazzled water' and 'boujee juice' before I remembered it's name

[ApocalypseSTN @ApocalypseStn]

"All Star", translated to Aramaic and back into English. Sheer poetry.

#rock #metal #alt #engrish #smashmouth #WednesdayWisdom #clickbait

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

@clebdemps I am HONORED. Also, pls follow your dreams and your gut. Literally.

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

@markcoco310 Oh wow.

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

Just realized it's July and therefore time for my twice-yearly draft purge. Hold on to your hats kiddies it's gonna be a moderate ride.

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

Congeesetador

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

(I actually figured out I just needed to open my mouth a bit more...and not be constantly dehydrated to the point of gulping down water whenever I get it.)

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

I don't think I know how to properly drink out of a glass? How do I not make noise?? I'm actually insecure about this??? Like pls help me????

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

Nepotism belongs in the arts...not in plumbing

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

Ate a whole bag of veggie straws and I just wanna know how something I love so much can hurt me so bad.

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

**5th muffin

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

"Once you pop you just can't stop" -Daniel on his 4th muffin

[pepper @daily_bailey13]

Show me where there's jarritos on tap and I'll show you my future.

[Shuko Mike @Flomane]

Live fast, die young;
Bad boys set realistic, measurable goals.