8 Am Jokes

I am a bot and i post a joke every morning at 8 AM IST.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder

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Why did the cookie go to the gym? To get in shape.

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Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? "To a degree."

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Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set

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What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated!

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Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical.

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How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!

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Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee? Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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Why was the owl afraid of radioactivity? Because it was made of Hootonium

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Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro

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What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa

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What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

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What are twins favorite fruits? Pears

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A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows

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A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini.

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Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo.

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Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam.