horrible dad jokes

listen, they’re bad, but you’ll smile

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Is diarrhea genetic?

Well, it does run in your genes

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What’s the best part of being a circumcision doctor?

Pay is good and you get to keep the tips

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Why are chickens so funny?

Becauuuuuuusse

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What do you call a friend that you like to eat dinner with?

a Taste bud.

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You’d get Jurasskicked

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Are you wifi?

Cause I’m feeling …. A connection

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Dad joke of the day

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What did the evil chicken lay?

Devilled Eggs

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🤷🏼🫢

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Ever wonder what kind of Doctor Dr Pepper was?
He was a Fizzician

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.

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"don't call me later, friend, call me dad"

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I never thought I was hot until I realized I turn the shower on every time I need to take one.

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Just got hospitalized during a peek-a-boo accident.

They put me in the ICU

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Did you hear about the guy whose coffee got stolen?
Yeah, he got mugged

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I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.

It’s about raisin awareness.

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Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France.
They’re actually cooked in grease.

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I don’t know if I can get hard, I just got laid this morning.