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Amateur comedian.

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Grandma- "Where is your girlfriend?"
Me- "Who?"
G- "Your girlfriend?"
Me- "Never heard of her"

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51* https://t.co/zQ9RGE9DQW

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$5 for 3 condoms? Not bad for a lifetime supply.

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Where was this woman when I was 11? https://t.co/gKN8yl0nyA

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

Orlando karate teacher sent nude photos to 11-year-old boy in her class, his reply: OK IDC  https://t.co/Y4POVFZS76

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@realDonaldTrump kept his promise. https://t.co/LTHNthCU5a

[AL.com @aldotcom]

Hurricane Jose on a path to nowhere for now https://t.co/zMbuIA0BAa

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What the media refuses to show.

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Someone is getting fucked in this deal.

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Parents are the worst.

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Your RA has a foot fetish. Don't mistake this for kindness. https://t.co/5FthBuzCOS

[Maddy Grace @MaddyGJohnson]

My RA washed the feet of every girl on my hall tonight as a way to show she wants to serve us this year instead of just being an authority

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If you use an iPad to take pictures then fuck you.

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Sylabooze week.

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Someone smells like weed in here and it's probably me.

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Half without

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That isn't a fucking dog. https://t.co/UGAarAWudH

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It looked like mr Jensen used pubes to cover his bald spot.

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It's a lifestyle

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What I meant when I said, "hey, come over let's make a baby 😏😉"

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-Lucille will you love me forever?
-Probably not I don't even love you right now

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I miss my innocence that dude has been dead for a while.

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Actual picture of North Korean rockets.