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melissa fact #174 (submission):
this is melissa hat and you're watching disney channel.

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melissa fact #173 (submission):
she has been incarcerated at litchfield penitentiary.

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melissa fact #172:
for pride month, she painted coach ben's crutches rainbow.

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melissa fact #171:
she recently revealed her feelings about pineapple on pizza:
"i would rather eat belt soup again than ever eat pizza with pineapples on it."

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melissa fact #170 (submission):
she owns a massive walk-in closet of hats.

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melissa fact #169 (submission):
she didn't fake her death, but rather got stuck in a home depot for 25 years.

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melissa fact #168:
she's in jail.

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meoissa fact #167:
she owns exactly 8 hacked 3ds.

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melissa fact #166:
police found human remains and evidence of cannibalism in her LA home that she sold in 2013.

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melissa fact #165:
she joined the karasuno volleyball team.

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melissa fact #164:
she brought her furby with her to nationals. unfortunately, it died in the wilderness due to shauna stabbing it after it started making noise in the middle of the night.

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melissa fact #163:
she has been scouted to study at hope's peak academy.

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melissa fact #162:
she invented a new type of pokeball called hatball. it only works on pokemon that wear hats.

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melissa fact #161:
she's abandoned the yellowjackets to follow her dreams of being an umamusume.

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melissa fact #160 (submission):
she's stuck in a jar of jackie peanut butter.