Millie

blah blah blah

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

when lena dunham is being discussed and someone brings up the sister thing i visualize a piano crushing them and move on. you aren't a real person with real thoughts as far as i'm concerned

[trash jones @jzux]

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

[empty theater club @emptheaterclub]

debbie downer was kinda the first friend who was too woke

[goosemeow 🐾 ⚧︎ @goosemeow_]

thanks for the clarification i thought you were saying the late archduke of austria-hungary franz ferdinand had covered good luck babe by chapell roan

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Anora no intimacy coordinator, Brutalist AI, Karla Gascon racist tweets, Fernanda blackface… we have no choice but to give best picture to Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

[Emma Chapple @emma_chapple]

the fact that neither sabrina carpenter nor chappell roan has performed with miss piggy is further proof of disney’s mishandling of the muppets

[jen🎬 @cinephilejen]

Luca Guadagnino...

[donald boat @laserboat999]

I behaved like Mr. Darcy in the club again

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

Why did he do that

[nancy @d0gtired]

Jobs for stupid girls that have made all the wrong decisions for five years

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

- Entire Vanderpump Rules cast fired as The Valley thrives (no shade to Katie and Ariana - they’re better than the show)
- Tom Sandoval’s life in shambles
- Schwartz & Sandy’s closing
- James Kennedy arrested for domestic violence

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[matthew kerr @MatthewKerr_]

oh to be the woman from My Year of Rest and Relaxation right now….. not the one who sleeps through everything, the one who dies in 9/11

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

Lana Del Rey’s next album title

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

y'all mind if i defy gravity rq?

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

one of my favourite quotes by catherine deneuve on who the saint laurent woman is.