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[pete @dailypjam]

If you’re going to use my Netflix account AT LEAST make your own user. I just spent 85 minutes trying to find where I left off in Surf’s Up last night

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Welcome to the greatest city on Earth.

Here are some tips and tricks for how to get around and make the most of your time here.

Learn more at https://t.co/mki8gOyIED.

[pete @dailypjam]

make sure to always tell the ones you love how you feel and how important they are to you. Before it's too late. (my favorite neighborhood indian restaurant closed)

[J.K. Trotter @jktrotter]

NEW: One of the most dangerous drivers in New York City is an NYPD cop on Staten Island. He’s gotten 547 school-zone speeding and red-light tickets in the past four years.

The NYPD is refusing to intervene: https://t.co/Wsp3wSz6XC

[pete @dailypjam]

I’m gonna have to apologize to Laura Dern re: Marriage Story if Benicio wins supporting actor for this

[Matthew Stewart (Screen Time Central) @MatthewAStewart]

Screen time data for One Battle After Another (2025)

- Leonardo DiCaprio - 55:03 (34.05%)
- Sean Penn - 33:02 (20.43%)
- Chase Infiniti - 31:05 (19.22%)
- Teyana Taylor - 19:19 (11.95%)
- Benicio del Toro - 13:11 (8.15%)
- Regina Hall - 8:06 (5.01%)

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

[pete @dailypjam]

@jake_romm his home is not nyc it’s scottsdale arizona

[pete @dailypjam]

@benny_safdie where did you get the cardigan?

[pete @dailypjam]

montauk is sick as hell

[pete @dailypjam]

I gotta know if Jimmy Pesto was one of them

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Trump pardons approximately 1,500 defendants charged in January 6, 2021 Capitol riot and commutes 6 sentences

[pete @dailypjam]

@qz8n7kxyxs1 i’m sorry, but you’re wrong

[pete @dailypjam]

‼️This is NOT Moo Deng!!!! Moo Dang is a pygmy hippo born on 2024!! ‼️

THIS PHOTO IS OF MOO WAN FROM 2022!!!

[pete @dailypjam]

people think that posting photos of yourself on your birthday is egocentric but it’s actually a public service to your friends who didn’t realize it was your birthday

[pete @dailypjam]

male friendship is beautiful

[pete @dailypjam]

Many beds
Many, many, many, many beds
Wish sleep ‘pon me

[pete @dailypjam]

i love pants

[FDNY @FDNY]

Fire hydrant spray caps are a fun way to cool off in the heat, but it's not safe to open the hydrant on your own. You can ask for one at a nearby firehouse.

Please be at least 18 years old and bring photo ID. Go to https://t.co/uIhP27TTkv for more tips.

[NY Public Library @nypl]

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

the european mind cannot comprehend this

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Mr. Brown told me to pack an extra marmalade sandwich for this particular adventure. #PaddingtonInPeru