daily thots

all the things i wanted to tweet on my other account

[haley elizabeth 🌞 @thehrdux]

go follow my tiktok ahahaha @the_hrdux

[briley ;) @briley_lankford]

YOU pick how WE gonna act. you wanna act wild? I'm down with that. you wanna act right? I'm down with that too. don't come crying to me when you get a taste of your own medicine

[daily thots @dailythots4]

Falling asleep in bed with your JUUL in your hand...is just a game of hide and seek waiting to happen

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I think I’m allergic to food. It makes me break out in fat

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It’s officially beach whale season and I am ready!! 😂🐳👙

[daily thots @dailythots4]

If y’all knew who ran this twitter page...😂

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I’m not fat. I have fat. I also have fingernails. That does not make me a fingernail.

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Yeah...I’m bad at math. But I know when shit doesn’t add up.🧐

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If one more person tells me I need to hit THE GYM ... I’m gonna hit THEM

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You’re not from Huntingdon if you’re not a high schooler that hangs out at Vets.

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99.9% sure my neighbors have seen me naked in my window at least 20 times.

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Other girls: working on their bikini bodies

Me: I’m just trynna fit into a roller coaster 🎢

[daily thots @dailythots4]

Rain drop, drop top, stop leaving good girls for thot thots

[daily thots @dailythots4]

Dang...I didn’t even get a ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ from snapchat🙁

[daily thots @dailythots4]

Y’all fellas think y’all the most annoying thing to girls but in all honesty it’s when strands of hair get stuck to our freshly put on lip gloss.

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@gay_loveeee @gvngzae If you’re first emoji isn’t ‘😂’ you’re livin life wrong

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I wish I was as skinny as my leggings were before I put them on

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Eating all day but we ain’t done yet. Waiting on the food but it ain’t come yet

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Somebody refer Tennessee weather to a counselor because NOBODY as bipolar as that.