Dain Sandoval 🌮

IT Dweeb • Pen & Coffee Snob • Meeting Hater • Semiretired Radio Guy • Crappy Guitarist • Cycling & Discovering Life

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I honestly don’t remember people being this fucking stupid.

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@Susann_oxx It's my absolute favorite

[barney @Southclaws]

the H in HTTP and ADHD mean the same thing

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@leibssss @tiramisutoni

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@leibssss While ball sweat isn't a party it's easily addressed with a towel, breezy fabrics, powders etc. I'd imagine women have it far more unpleasant due to the already damp/humid anatomy. Add general sweating and fabrics that hold it close with no escape - sounds terrible

[Low Level @LowLevelTweets]

Malware implies the existence of buenoware

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@RaminNasibov Religion

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@RaminNasibov Leaf Blowers

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@richardblade Bone crushing diarrhea

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@WhiteHouse Eat a bag of dicks

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I am not interested in climbing any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need recognition or fame. I just want to have an income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

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@DHSgov Under deez nuts

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m getting really fucking tired of being told what to do by people who go to church inside of an old Sears

[Maryam @hell_line0]

This is it. This. Right here...

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@netanyahu 🖕

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@cmuckley It's cool, I put on my "park anywheres" 🙄

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@TheFungi669 yes

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@PressSec Get fucked you absolute twatwaffle

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.