certified genius

spreading awareness for allergies and lazy eyes.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

many years on and still living by ‘be gay and love pitbull’ happy pride month yall.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

@vis__major U are so real for this. Perfectly described how a great thrift find feels.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

@vis__major 1 or 4 hands down

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

this DIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

Guys I need to be around my cats SO BAD. Like the healing frequency of their purr.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

Guys, the reaction to gluten is getting even worse someone take these allergies away from me.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

I have come to realise that taking a shit is the ultimate pregame for any situation (shituation if you will).
About to fly? Gotta shit before we board.
Heading to the gym? Gonna hit up the toilets before the treadmill.
Just got to work? Going to the shitter immediately.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

Emptying the bowels in preparation for my run this is gonna be a good one.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

I need my cats right fucking now

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

This fuckin bus THROWING me round.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

Gave kebab shop changed the chips they use this is HORRIBLE.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

missing my cats SO BAD rn.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

When my everything playlist has decided to play banger after banger. What an evening.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

Freedom and a sundress is a very dangerous thing for a girl like me to have.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

Fucking love scramble crossings.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

I am literally so Zach efron in high school musical three rn

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

I sure do speak like English isn’t my first language. Gives me a lot to think about.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

@count_choccy You’d be correct (on Opposite Day)

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

Do you know I asked my bf how often he thinks about the Roman Empire and he said never. Win.

[certified genius @dairydutchess]

I’m literally a front left girl I can’t deny.