Daisy Astill (Tonge)

Life is like a cup of tea, its all in how you make it.

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

Just seen @VodafoneUK advert at the cinema where some paramedics deliver a breach baby with phone support from the labour ward. Strikes me as incredibly insensitive considering the amount of people living with birth trauma. Complete sucker punch to the heart there

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

The worst thing about being a parent is giving your son the only fan in the house 💔💔 I’ll just sweat like a pig, it’s cool #parenting

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

I’m a feminist but I still congratulate myself for mowing the lawn like an absolute feminist #guiltyfeminist

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

When your gorgeous little son sleeps through the night like an angel, but your husband taps you on the shoulder at 2:30am to gabble nonsense at you in his sleep 👿 #tiredmama

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

We’ve had our gorgeous Grace bear for a whole year today 😍🎉 celebrating in absolute style, here she is with her new chameleon toy Charlie, party hat and pup cake. Happy 1st gotcha day Sweet bear ❤️ #foreverhome #dogsoftwitter

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

Turns out I use WhatsApp more than I thought I did… #WhatsApp

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

I don’t normally post serious stuff but I’ve just caught up on the Sarah Everard trial and it’s honestly breaking my heart. What is the world coming to?! I could weep at what I’ve been reading. We need to do better to protect women from people like Wayne Couzens #SarahEverard

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

If finishing the ironing for the first time in about 6 months isn’t nesting, then I don’t know what is. Expecting my medal for triumphant defeat of the monsterous ironing pile any day now #nesting

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

How I look taking the 2000th photo of my dog sleeping

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

@MoneySavingExp Get a mortgage advisor

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

@CHERINGTON_HR I tried to argue this case but he was having none of it. I did find some ice cream in the freezer though so it was okay!

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

Husband won’t give me any of his treats because I ate all of mine already 🙄 feeling a bit like a school bully but also feeling like a ravenous and heavily pregnant woman… 😈

[matt @dogfather]

if even more people retweet THIS tweet, zack has to at least consider the dogs in his local shelter first

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

Lovely lady at my second covid vaccine asked if there was any chance I might be pregnant. I’m very visibly heavily pregnant now, but she didn’t want to assume… 😂

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

@JeremyVineOn5 This is grace (the golden floofer) with her uncle Brian (the black and white smaller dog) enjoying the sunshine

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

I know this is an unpopular opinion but as someone who’s not a footie fan, this is the best idea I’ve had this year… #cinematoourselves

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

@sampson_dog Hi Sampson! I’m still working on my selfie technique but I think im doing okay! Mamma says I’m pretty darn cute.

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

@Claiester @MetroUK @AyeJayx

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

Not sure if other dog owners feel like this but sometimes I think my baby Grace is so cute I could genuinely explode. #dogmum #goldenretriever

[Daisy Astill (Tonge) @Daisasaurus]

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