daisy

proud owner of a crazy little human ✨

[daisy @daismorris]

😂😂😂😂

[J🗣 @bombshellsunite]

holy fuck so many girls are still shaming other girls for masturbating or ashamed of themselves for doing it.......like grow up and buy a vibrator Jessica it’s almost 2019 your boyfriend thinks a clitoris is an island off the coast of Vietnam

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Need a Chinese 😒

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When your hairdresser finds grey hairs 😭

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@Vicky_Dunn95 I find it difficult to spell in capitals tbf

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I feel like Tristan is the reason the family broke up, Jordyn wasn’t actually the one in a relationship 🤔

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@jackhammond1993 🤔

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Not only did maya sleep in her own bed until 8am but she also made her bed when she got up 😥❤️

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@jackhammond1993 @Ketflix_Pills @FunnyFatPeople_ Mean 😂😂😂 the baby looks very shocked!!

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@jackhammond1993 @kkkatieallan Pretty sure I never learnt that at school 😂😂

[Majd @majdgeorge98]

When Lady Gaga was in university, there was a Facebook group called “Stefani Germanotta, you’ll never be famous” and now she is the FIRST woman in history to win an Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA and Golden Globe all in the same year.

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@TequilaBondz @ffion_matthews @jackhammond1993 😂

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@kornelia_fusiek sounds like you @jackhammond1993 🤥

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@mollysam_ And then men wonder why we hate them?!

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To the man giving me evils in coop for buying sanitary towels, that’s what your mum was praying for when she got you, bellend 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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@ellierobins_ You should defo go in and talk to his teacher! She’ll tell the boys mum then as well and if she talks to him he’ll probably stop I would have thought. If that was maya being horrible to other kids I’d want to know so I could tell her that’s wrong x

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@ellierobins_ Omg that is horrendous! What does the teacher say?!

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@ellierobins_ WTF!

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Love how shops take 2 seconds to take money out of your account but 100 years to refund you 🤔

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@rosiemorris_ Chicken and potato pie!

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When your child actually eats something that isn’t cereal/toast or chicken nuggets !!!! #mumwin