POV: You're 30, single, and your houseplant just outgrew your social life. It photosynthesizes better than I adult. Send help or fertilizer. #PlantParentFail
Pineapple on pizza?
Nah, debate this: Ketchup on mac 'n' cheese. It's sweet, tangy betrayal in every bite. Change my mind or unfollow me into the void. #KitchenHeresy