daisy

[daisy @daisy2017x]

just found the british equivalent of “stop i could of dropped my croissant”

[daisy @daisy2017x]

I am a sack of shite

[Rihanna @rihanna]

.@SavageXFenty April 1st

[daisy @daisy2017x]

haven’t received a like in many moons (since he mentioned orpington in a fb live video) @rickygervais #Imnotevenginger #thatsalieiam

[Yaw Boateng @RalphBK_]

We started off as close friends, somehow you turned into a dickhead

[normal person @th0tcouture]

the three blind mice chilling in the swamp while shrek was visiting far far away

[Stephanie 🤘🏼 @sheslovely108]

having money but acting broke is the best discipline one can have

[HANDSOME KINNI👑 @handsomeKinni]

I’m the nicest rudest most caring nonchalant person you’ll ever meet

[Joe Cappin @LacyKerel]

Don’t come over here with that bs
Me:

[James @jamesmcdonaldd1]

biggest mysteries of our generation:

1.Madeline Mccann
2. The Malaysia plane
3. what happend on that bastard fishing trip on gavin and stacey

[J Wolfe🥀 @itsJWolfe]

Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach
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[Dylan Halligan @dalligan98]

Nothing has ever deserved a retweet more in my eyes.

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

Obviously there is better meals than this but this actually is the fucking bollocks

[daisy @daisy2017x]

fuckin love @rickygervais me

[k @123klcx]

“I’m not a peado and if I was you’d be safe you chubby little ginger cunt”

[lauren @laureenconnor13]

max is actual throwing a tantrum cos he’s not allowed some cheesecake