Moving in and living with your partner is such a special time in your life. I just got called a “fucking useless stupid cunt” for forgetting to put the bin out last night. Beautiful 💕
The Americans can pump millions into their half time show, but they’ll never match our half time shows when Roy Keane’s in the studio and De Gae’s let in a howler.
If you’re not taking the vaccine because of what’s in it but you’re smashing pills at raves that have been pressed in someone’s loft then I don’t know what to tell you g