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26 | Wife 💍 | mama of 3 🥰 | Licensed Apprentice Funeral Service Practitioner and Embalmer | PRO CHOICE AND PRO SCIENCE 🧬 | Free Palestine 🇵🇸 |

[D @daisydimplesss]

My husband got off work at 5 and immediately asked if he could take me to the book store and dinner and after we ate he pulled up to Ulta and said “I know my baby needs a few things” so if you need me I’ll be sitting on his face sorry

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This happened when I got my first apartment they told us to drop rent off in this random mailbox then called and asked why we hadn’t paid since we moved in and there was 3 months worth of money orders in a mailbox no one touched 😫🥴

[Marina 🍀✨🫶 @mareeener]

My landlord texted me and said “hey when are you going to catch up with rent for the past few months? Just wondering”. I said “I’ve been cashapping you the rent every month, like I’ve been doing?” And he said “oh… yeah just checked it’s there. Sorry didn’t check before thanks”

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@rayofkayy That seems way more trustworthy!! I see people just on the local classifieds asking “who can take 2 kids overnight on friday” and it’s so wild 😫

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Parents who look for sitters on Facebook classifieds and marketplace should honestly get in trouble… why are we sending our children with fb strangers?

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@vapiddipshit Dave Portnoy would probably have a lot to say about the situation

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I need to know how they put cuffs on the cornhole player w/ no arms and legs after he drive by murdered someone

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@cowboyliketee13 This would annoy tf out of me 😭

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How is Pearl bad at debating and that’s her whole job what a martian

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Everyone take a shot when Whitney shows up in a fuck ass outfit

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@LisaPreity I’m in mortuary school rn and I work at a funeral home doing my apprenticeship, it’s super fulfilling and you can get into an online program and learn everything you need to gain licensure that way 🖤🥰

[D @daisydimplesss]

Does anyone else’s daughter have to change her outfit 3 times before school?? My 6 year old flips out every morning about what she wearing.

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Weekend in Portland 🖤

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@totally_not_ang The stuffed animal bean bags are awesome!

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Things I did in September and October, landed my dream job, started mortuary school and bought my stepdaughter a car!

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This girl starts mortuary school Monday and is working her dream job as an apprentice mortician ⚰️⚱️😝

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@mamamorgann I love cosleeping so much I bought the ace family bed that’s 12ft long so I could sleep with them as long as possible 😭

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@arusikz It’s whenever they release a knew one I stg!

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I’m so tired of Apple pretending these phones don’t fuck up the second they drop a new iPhone. The day after that my phone has been fucked

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Laying in bed naked for at least an hour after a shower is a necessity in my life

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Controversial take, I think men’s obsession with women being hairless sits uncomfortably close to pedophilia. The cultural obsession men have with a completely hairless female body deserves scrutiny.