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[miia @miiagarro]

men not getting beat with pans no more

that’s why they’re acting like that

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

“back shots this” “back shots that” i want to be taken out back and shot

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

[susa @prinkasusa]

my friends are bad at comforting, i be like"i wanna die" they be like "same here"

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

“I won’t go out so I don’t spend money”

Me at home:

[alfie @alfienxo]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

the appetizers at my wedding:

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

i be like “lets watch a movie” then turn around and fall asleep

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Please don’t invite me anywhere if there’s no food. Idc if we’re running errands, we’re not stopping for food? No coffee? No little snacky snack?

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

She makes shit happen I can tell you that much

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

They do their best

[🕷️ @natxxlm]

Whenever im having a bad day i be like fuck imagine if I had kids too lmfaooo

[d @daisyedelgado]

@Vannnee_16

[jynx @jynxbby]

me & my man