Daisy Riley

the body of marilyn monroe and the mind of nietzsche

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

turning down my volume a couple notches so i can treat myself to a volume increase at the good part of the song

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

If you’re walking backwards on a treadmill I automatically hate you

[i @miamyselfand]

I ove buying things

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Tinder for kids

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Getting a portable phone charger so I have more opportunities to Be a Hero

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Just accidentally sent my grandma the purple devil emoji in her Mother’s Day text

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Should I become a portable charger person

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Owning a portable charger & carrying it around with you is honestly character defining

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Love throwing stuff out

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

@DMcmindset Bush summer

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Sometimes when I’m firing off texts in a group chat I’ll turn the typing sound on to make it feel like more of an Experience

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Craving being bored in a random gift shop and just causing an absolute ruckus racing those wind up cars

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

Bookmarks are consumerist. You don’t think I can remember what page I’m on?

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

If anyone's curious how many hot tubs an iPhone 16 Pro can submerge in the answer is three

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

@MKupperman There’s a difference between ‘I didn’t like it’ and ‘it’s bad.’ This seems less about taste and more about comprehension.

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

The bees knees is such a fire expression I’ve got to start using that more

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

So grateful to be a woman so I don’t have to participate in dap culture. I just know one bad dap would haunt me for days

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

I don’t trust people that actively use Siri

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

whenever i like something refined it’s because my taste is sophisticated and better than yours. whenever i like something stupid it’s because i am the best at mixing high & low

[Daisy Riley @daisyeriley]

why don’t shows come out yearly anymore

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i am both the jester and the queen