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[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Call me WOKE but I'm glad the United States birth rates are at an all-time low cuz most of y'all have no fucking business having children anyways.

And that's a hill I'll die on!

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Mexico made that Knicks parade look like prom😭

[Iris @lonercheerleadr]

movie night used to show one clip per person now that shit is a fucking rico case 😭

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 @Believe_culture]

Me after smoking for the 1999999999th time

[aleX @ALEXAGY0]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[💲 @notthelil1]

why doesn’t anyone sell weed at the farmer’s market #seriousquestion

[dakota @im2hai]

how it feels being high in the shower

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

This is needs to become federal law. I stand by this 100000%

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

touch grass? buddy i'm packing a bowl right now

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Just me here to let yall know my baby daddy got the NUMBER 1 ALBUM!!! Aaahhhhhh hah! 🤪
DONT BE DUMB!!!

[skye @oycantik]

a lot of women are reaching that stage where they want to be loved right or left ALONE completely. no in between. no second chances...

[goma @soigomaa]

men be like “that’s my dream girl” then ruin her perspective of love forever

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

What I should’ve done instead of being an “understanding girl”

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I will marry a handsome, sweet, 6ft, clingy, obsessesy, lovey dovey man who can't breathe if I don't text him.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

A woman can be completely obsessed with you and then BOOM….she’s detached because you played with her feelings & thought you were bigger than the program

[💗 @ma1ybe]

non-sexual forms of intimacy is actually what turns me on. like if i tell you im having a bad and you call me immediately. ima want to kiss you.