Daisy If You Doo

Professional social media stalker and self appointed pop culture aficionado. I post mostly nonsense.

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Every wonder that the reason we don't see mythical creatures is not because we don't believe in unicorns and the like but that unicorns don't believe in us? #FridayThoughts #unicorns #Believe

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#WhenIGetItTogether shit is gonna get real y’all

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Nom nom nom nom nom #MomsCookingIn5Words

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Its only Monday #SignsOfARoughWeek

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#ItIsTimeToPanicWhen you email your snarky comment about the boss and hit reply ALL

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I’m not a doctor but I did stay #AtTheBatesMotel Express last night

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Goodfella #LonelyFilms

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To go to the bathroom alone #WhatMomWantsOnMothersDay

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#WeirdPlacesToLeaveACoffeeCup well not on the dragon obviously because the current models dont come with cup holders

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#Its2019AndImStill writing 2018

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You have the best exports #ComplimentACanadian

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#BeforeWeHadCellPhones we had to have small talk with strangers, it was awful

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The Breakfast and furious #MakeAMovieDinner

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Oh Yeah thats the stuff #MyPetsInnerMonologue

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Guy appreciates rotund derrières and can only speak the truth #BadlyDescribeASong

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Are you aching for some bacon? #StupidQuestionsAtALuau

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During your Pap smear #BadTimesToFistBump

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#Overheard at the doctor’s office waiting room: “how can you have lived that long and not made a deviled egg?”

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Call me immature but does anyone else see boobs on the #GRAMMYs stage?

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I have wine aplenty #MakeANewFriendIn4Words